Something Like That
“OMG! We have a serious crisis! Farms are contributing to the manufactured decline of the planet! Quick! Let’s buy out all the farms and then make farming illegal!”
“Woops! We didn’t think this through (yeah, right). Now that all the farms are defunct and farming is illegal, there isn’t enough food. Quick! Now we’ll have to create toxic plastic shit food in a lab to save the world.”
“Woops! We didn’t think this through (yeah, right). In our rush to feed the great peons people of earth, we rushed “safe for human consumption” approval only to find that everyone will now get terribly sick and die.”
“But don’t worry; until you do, we can sell you this overpriced drug here to help you with your decline symptoms. You won’t even have to pay for it. Your government will force it down your provide it. Now, now, don’t think about where their money comes from. That’s not your tax dollar concern.”
“Why not put on your Metaverse headset and escape for awhile. You seem stressed. And if you don’t learn to conform relax, we might have to cart you off to the camps asylum.”